One.  Update LJ more often. 
FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL.

Two.  Go to the gym more than once a week, obv. 
I did pretty well.

Three.  Beat Ben in a deep-dish pizza eating contest.
I totally forgot about this one.

Four.  Take less shit from Austin.
Bien.

Five.  Try to cut my Calc texting by half.
Fail.

Six.  Go to at least two of Burton's Calc Office Hours.
Fail.

Seven. SEE THE JAMES BOND MOVIES.  YES, ALL OF THEM.
FAIL.  The Torrent hasn't even finished yet...

Eight.  See all the movies on the "Movies I Need to See Poster".
Fail.

Nine.  Send more letters and postcards.
I did well.

Ten.  Read more.
Ehhh....

Eleven.  Open up a savings account, and hold onto my cash monies.
PASSSS!

Twelve.  Join and club and actually go to the meetings.
PASS.

Thirteen.  Rush.  And try out for the cheer squad.
Pass!

Fourteen.  Write more.
Fail fail fail.

Fifteen.  More piercings.
Did okay.

Sixteen.  Take all my effing pills.
Did okay.

I'm trying to do LJ again.
I even made it all pretty.